Hello, and welcome, to Rich's guide to idiocy. Today I am here to tell you the things that you need to do from your day to day life as an idiot. I have a list, of idiots I have seen that do this, so I have added them to the list. *WARNING * If you aren't an idiot, you are not permitted to do these things. To get a pass please call this phone number ****-****- ***-** thank you.
1. Who cares if the light is red, GO!
2. Wait about 5 seconds to go after the green light is on.
3. Have a "Smarty pants" tone every time you "think"some one is wrong.
4. Get all of your idiotic friends, and build a printer, and make it have a little song when it turns on, then, when users try to print it, they get there life long dream they wanted in a printer! It paper jams every stinkin time! And on the side, put "Lighter and matches not included.".
5.Who cares if that guy is backing up? Go right up behind'em!.
6. Make a melting computer charger!
7. Glasses that fall apart when you first use them them!
8. Hack the internet!
9. Make a house that has a window in the bathroom, and make it pink!
10. Have fun being an idiot!
That is my list of idiotic things you can do wall being an idiot, remember, if your not a member of the idiot club, theirs always more room! With at least 2087240289452 idiots in the club! Make some new freinds there! Remember, to get a of all the fun, call ****-****-***-**. If you join today, you will get a surprise gift! Remember, to get part of all the fun, and to get a very neat surprise, call ****-****-***-**. See ya later guys!
(2nd Rich's guide to idiocy)
OMG this was hilarious. XD ;P You should put this on there: BONUS--11. Make sure you always play with matches right around a full glass of alcohol, oil, and a stack of wood!
ReplyDeleteXD, dont worry Kate, i have a HUGE list of stuff that is IDIOTIC, so, there will be a Bonus every time i post about something stupid, or something that an idoit would do. (Ill try to do it every post)
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