1# Stand in the middle of the road and shake your butts like a mad man! (Oh, dont worry, no one will hit you, and even if they do, they will go to jail, not you!)
2# Get windows 8!
5# Say your going to pay something, and then don't pay for it!
6# Do something really stupid in front of a lot of people, then dive under something!
7# Blow something up.
Thank you, and please, to all of you idiots out there, have a great day!