Quotes, and hand movements.

I figured, why not put the most funniest, the weirdest, quotes and hand movements ever seen by man kind(me).

1. We (Meaning me, Brennan, Maxim, and Kate, (And a bunch of other people) go to art class ever other Tuesday. This particular Tuesday 2 new kids (Around the age of 4-5) came to art class. The teacher is teaching us about something in art (Its driving me nuts... I cant remember what it is!!!) and she is explaining this "thing" with smiley faces and frowny faces. The first one she draws on the board is a frowny face, the big kids, trying to give the little kids a chance at guessing what it is, we stay silent when she asks "Now kids, what does this look like?" one of the new kids (A boy) screams, "A lobster!" the older kids, sitting in the back, are all covering our faces trying to not laugh out loud.

2. This one, coming out of my own mouth, "Well, if I was a dog, I would probably want to lick my butt." Just, just... Don't ask.

3. This happened just now, as I was telling my mom what I was posting. She says, "We butchered a hog, but no one wanted bacon." after she tells me that, I say, "Why doesn't anyone want bacon?"

4. We're at Jacks house for his moms b-day party, (This is the first time I've ever talked about him on this blog, he is 7 and hes a very very very nice guy.) and he is explaining his "Planet Wars" a Star Wars series that he plans on making soon. As he is telling us about it, hes talking so fast we cant tell anything that hes saying, then he brakes out in a space ship fight with his hands, waving his arms in every which direction with his hands in a space ship shape and is saying "Pew! Pew pew!" as the ships are fighting, one of them gets hit and he goes on with talking really really really fast.

5. One morning, I wake up, and my dog is sitting by my bed and says, "Rawwrrr! Grrrrr..." And I say, "What are doing fuzzy face?", "Rawwrr..."

6. Our dog is OBSESSED with peanut butter fudge, we have a code name for it for when were talking about it around the house. One time, I said "Do we have any peanut butter fudge left?" As I start to say fudge, Blitzy races across the room at 256 mph and rushes to sit by me, wagging her tail, hoping for some PBF.

7. Jack loves Star Wars and is making a adventure map on Minecraft on the Xbox and he has EVERYTHING!!! It goes from cloud city to Jabba the huts land ship. He has the Cantina, the Falcon, Han in carbonite, (This guy knows a lot of stuff about Star Wars, like, A LOT.) and a BUNCH more.

This is, the master piece, by RPJ AWW COME ON!!! I thought my last name started with a G for a second there, and the first letters of my first, middle, and last name spelled out RPG. DARN!!! Anyway...

This masterpeice was created by,
Rich