"Brennan can you take out the dog?"
"Ummm... Not right now."
(And an argument started about who should let out the dog, and I won the agument. :P)
Im inside, playing my video game while my dad is on the phone. And I realize, Brennan hasn't come back in for about 5 minutes. Then I hear rustling in the bushes out side. I look ouside, and theres the dog, un-chained and running around like a mad man while Brennan has a stick trying to lure her in to put her on the chain. (sense we don't have fence) I don't have any shoes on (Keep note on that, big mistake on my part) I go out the front door, take off my socks as to not get them dirty. And make sure Blitz is not in the front yard yet. She isn't, and I run around to the back, Brennan still trying to lure the dog in, I walk to the back, and start trying to catch her, sneaky like (It didn't work) so, I walk out into the grass, and start chasing her.(didn't work) Tried giving her treats (didn't work) Tried "Good girl! :D C'mere!" (didnt work) Then (here is the fun part! :( ) *Smush*
I look down at my foot, and theres "Chocolate" on my foot, and the ground were I just stepped, when I did not have my shoes on. Then, THEN my dad comes out and says "Blitz, are you being a bad girl?" She tucks her tail and puts her ears back. Then dad slowly walks up to her, grabs her by the collar and puts her on the chain. (DID WORK!!! >:( ) I go in Hop on one foot up the stairs while my mom is trying to sleep and my dad says "Try to be a little quiet, mom is still asleep." Yea. Ill climb up the stairs hopping on one foot with chocolate on it trying to be quiet. (No offence dad) I get up the stairs and go to the bath tub. and start the water. and put my foot under neath it. Our bath tub doesn't (<-- Omg. My word check says THATS the right way to spell "Doesn't" and says the real way is wrong) drain real well. So. the water is gathering up and filling up the tub. With bits of Chocolate floating in it. (I told you it was gross!) So, its smearing across the sides of the bath tub. I get up with a wet/chocolaty foot and hop to the toilet paper and soap and start cleaning it up. I turn off the water to do it. I clean it up and start the water again (EXACTLY HOW IT WAS SET WHEN I TURNED IT OFF) I stick my foot under the water and it mise well have been hot molten lava. I turn the water to cold. Luckly I didnt burn my foot. And That Is my "Series Of Unfortunate Events"
Also. After all that happend, my dad had spree ( wait, not the end of the of the unfortunate events, right here I choke on my spit and my dad has to do the himelick on me, true story) on his desk and hands me a few after I ask him if I can have some. They are addictive and I ask him for some more, he says "Go eat your own candy! :P" I hope he meant that literally.
Heh heh heh... And I should have a SUGER CRASH SOON. DID YOU KNOW AFJOIEJFAOIHDFOIJAOIEHFAOIDJFO AND THEN A HORSE AFHOIEJFAOIDSHFOAIESFJAIOSDFOEHAOIJDFOIHOIJEOIAHISJDFOEIHA AND THEN WE WENT TOO FDOHIAEFOIAMSEIOFHEOAIJDFMOEAISHFOEIASMFOIEFAOHOAISEJFMAEOIJFEOIAJ AND I SAID "WHAT?" AND HE SAID "WHAT??!?!?" AND I SAID FAHIOSEFJAWOEIFHASIOEFMAWIEOFHAOISEJFMAOIEFHAIOSMEFIAESOFIHAIOEMFOIASEFIHAOIEJFE... And then I... I... Zzzzzzz....
Eww, gross! When did this happen? I just keep imagining you in the bathroom, hopping around on one foot. XD
ReplyDeleteThat is DISGUSTING! Kate and I read this together and kept saying, "Ewwww!" You did warn us. Germaphobic me worries about you hopping up the stairs on one foot and the force of each hop shaking "chocolate" bits everywhere - YUCK! Why didn't you stick your foot in the bathroom sink downstairs? Too high?
ReplyDeleteToo high you say? Or did i NOT want to put my new found "chocolate" in our clean dishes? :P
ReplyDeleteWelcome to owning a dog. They sleep, eat, poop, and run wherever they want. It's like having a 2 year old that you can't communicate with. Hey, at least she's not doing it in the house anymore!
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