Monday, October 14, 2013

Rich's Guide To Idiocy.

Welcome to Rich's guide to idiocy! Now, dont forget to call **-***-**** for a "neat" gift! And the review that said that it had a "SUCKER" note in it is soooo not true... Heh heh heh. But it does have a lollipop! Anyway, heres the list for you idiots out there!

1# Stand in the middle of the road and shake your butts like a mad man! (Oh, dont worry, no one will hit you, and even if they do, they will go to jail, not you!)

2# Get windows 8!

3# Be the author of this blog 

4# Buy a house, and don't take care of anything on the property. Even if it endangers your family members or anyone that comes within the house! Then sell the house.

5# Say your going to pay something, and then don't pay for it!

6# Do something really stupid in front of a lot of people, then dive under something!

7# Blow something up.

Thank you, and please, to all of you idiots out there, have a great day!

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