And running into tree trunks multiple times without a dent in your car, this is the game for you! I downloaded this game off of Steam, thinking, "Yay! Ill have a great car game that I can play! No one can mess up a car game." WRONG. This game takes 2 hours to download, which I would think takes FOREVER for a racing game. I open this game up and it wants me to register, I think, "Eh, no big deal" so I register, no problems there. I go to play the game, the menu is confusing as it could possibly be, FINALLY I set up the game, and spend 10 minutes looking for the start button. Once I find this game, it goes to a loading screen. I sit at this loading screen for- eh, 5-10 minutes (Typical for my computer, as it takes 5 minutes to open word pad) then, I realize, theirs these tiny little letters saying "Press Any Key" Oh thanks, I could have known that 10 MINUTES AGO. I go to FINALLY Play this game, that has taken 3 hours out of my life. The Tutorial pops up, no big deal. It says "Use light touches" I press the left key for less then half a second, this half second, takes me into a world of wonders. I spin a 360 and press the right arrow key for half a second, which sends me into another 360 the other way, and after a few 360's, I finally get control of my car. Which after 3 seconds of driving, sends me into a fish tail, which sends me uncontrollably into the metal wall. The computer hangs up right as I hit the wall. The next 30 seconds is my computer hanging up, right as me hitting the wall, and my guy screaming and the car hitting the wall repeatedly. "AHHHH-BAM-AHHHH-BAM-AHHHH-BAM-AHHHH-BAM-AHHHH-BAM" finally it stops hanging up, and my car keeps on driving into the wall. I look at the front of my car, no dents what so ever. (This game is based off of "Real Life Racing" I guess in real life racing running into a metal wall a 360 miles per hour and not leaving a dent on my car counts as "Real Life Racing") I say to myself, "Ok ok, that was bad. Lets give this thing another chance." I put the car in reverse, and slam into the other wall on the other side. I put the car going forwards, it slams into the other wall. I put it to turn, it turns and slams into the same wall. I finally, after 5 minutes of "Light Touching" get the car going down the road. I go to turn, spinning the car into another 360, then getting control over it again, then fish tailing AGAIN and slamming into a wall, and, repeat.
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So over all, a nice game if you like to see yourself crash into walls repeatedly, and like to spin in 360's. This game is "Free" But as far as I could tell, you had to buy every single car and every single track and every single AI car racing against you.
