Rich's Guide To Idiocy.

Welcome to Rich's guide to idiocy! Now, dont forget to call **-***-**** for a "neat" gift! And the review that said that it had a "SUCKER" note in it is soooo not true... Heh heh heh. But it does have a lollipop! Anyway, heres the list for you idiots out there!

1# Stand in the middle of the road and shake your butts like a mad man! (Oh, dont worry, no one will hit you, and even if they do, they will go to jail, not you!)

2# Get windows 8!

3# Be the author of this blog 

4# Buy a house, and don't take care of anything on the property. Even if it endangers your family members or anyone that comes within the house! Then sell the house.

5# Say your going to pay something, and then don't pay for it!

6# Do something really stupid in front of a lot of people, then dive under something!

7# Blow something up.

Thank you, and please, to all of you idiots out there, have a great day!

BAM!

No. I didn't abandon you! I didn't even think about abandoning you! (Heh heh...) Anyway... Me and my freind (That is an adult) Yes. Kids can be great freinds with adults! Anyway, me and my freind are spending money on these Pokemon Marbles were going crazy! We have 4 lots on eBay, so far. Total, more than 200 marbles. (And my freind keeps on getting on at night and buying more lots...) And were getting our other freinds into them too! Were giving them some of the marbles we get, (But we get first picks :P) there so cool! I even came up with a game with them! There crazy awesome! You should think about ordering some too! You find great deals on Amazon and eBay! They seem like a nerdy thing at first, but after you get a few, and start playing with them, there awesome! Now, here are the rules for my game!

Players 1-6 (You can have more but it gets crazy...)

Each player must have at least 1 pokemon marble, (you can use reg marbles but its better to use the pokemon ones) Look at the pokemons name above the pokemon. Thats the pokemons reg name. You can have a nick name too. Each pokemon has HP, DEF, and SP. HP is how much Health it has. This plays a big part in the game. Because once your pokemon gets to 0 HP, it faints. DEF also plays a big part in the game, all though, you could play without it. When the pokemon your playing against atacks, (Ill tell you about that later) like say, the attacking pokemon uses tackle, tackle does 3 damage which would take away 3 health, but if you have 1 DEF, it would do 2. What you would do, is you would take the 2 DEF away from the 3 ATK 2-3=1 it would do just 1 damage. SP is how many times you can move per turn. How you move is you flick the marble or push it 1 time for every sp you have. Then, you can attack, when you hit a marble while your moving you can attack, doing damage to the other pokemon. Last pokemon standing wins! Each pokemon starts out with tackle, which does 3 damage as there attack. Choose there starting stats fairly, because each battle you get to add 1 point to each stat. Per battle you win you go up a level. Highest level is 100. After you get to 100, you cant level up that pokemon anymore. As of right know, the highest level pokemon marble is OMANYTE level 20, SP 10, DEF 3, HP 12.

So much to do!

Sooooooooooooooooooooo much to do. Sense my mom was a travel nurse, and we were traveling all the time, and we hardly had anything to do. Now, its the opposite. We have the day cram packed with home school activities, meeting freinds, reconstructing a back yard (More on that in the next post). So, like I said, the day is cram packed with stuff. Soooo...

This master peice was created by,
Rich (Yes, we are doing this again >:) )

Manners?

Ok, so... Heres the deal, I was at Hershey PA hospitable while my mom and dad were getting things signed, and, a guy in a wheelchair  dropped his cane, it looked like he had just got admitted out of the hospitable. He was slowly going back to get it, having a lot of trouble. Everyone else in the room was eather talking, or looking down at their phones, and one person even looked at the man, then went back to what he was doing. I stood up, walked over (within 5 seconds, WOW!) and picked up his cane and handed it to him.(He acted like I had just handed him a pot of gold!) He said
"Wow! Thank you sir, thank you thank you thank you!"
"Your welcome."
Ok, peoples, yes, YOU! I have a little trouble believing that no one can take 10 seconds out of their life to save 5 minutes of someone elses! When someone buys you food, say thank you! When your walking down a lane in Walmart, even if your running to get back to your cart or to your parents, say excuse me to the people your speeding by! Manners please!!! It drives me nuts!!! Thank you, excuse me, and your welcome would do this world a lot of good! Don't be rude by littering by throwing your gum out side of your car window, keep a little trashcan in your car! And if your car is too small for that, keep some tissues in the car and spit it out in that until your next stop! Don't just poke, annoy, and drive people nuts on purpose! When your in a theater, don't throw your pop corn and spill your drinks a drop your whoppers, other people have to come in after you and clean up your mess! That is very hard to pick up than it is to not drop it! Also, KEEP YOUR PANTS UP!!! This rant is officially over. Thank your for your time! And guess what? This post at the tops only took 10 minutes out of your life! (Wow!)

I cant wait any longer...

I just cant wait any longer... Its coming out in September... They have the picture already on the ToysRUs website... I. CANT. WAIT. ANY. LONGER. The Hasbro website said that it would most likely be out at a price at $160. But guess what? In ToysRUs $160 is no longer. Its $120 bucks! $40(Sorry, had the wrong sign last time, I FIXED IT THOUGH!) off! :D SEPTEMBER WILL BE MY FAVORITE MONTH OF THIS YEAR. THIS. IS. MY. TOY. MINE!!! ALL MINE I SAY!!!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It has all 5 cassettes... But no energon cube.(Later when i com to buy it it has the cube and all of te cassetes) Which would you rather have? 4 little cassettes that are $120, or, a 2 buck box. He has the yellow visor. He is awesome. So many details... SO, MANY. You can zoom in on the picture at this link. It looks so much like the cartoon!!!! COMPLETELY AWESOME SOUNDWAVE ZOOM IN.

And...

IM BACK!! :D I had so much fun! I'll try to be posting again soon! :D Hope everyone had a nice weekend! :D Because... I HAD MY B-DAY PARTY!! :D I had a lot of fun! :D Thanks all you donators at my b-day party, your donation will be going to transformers. Thank you for your perpetration. >:O MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Cousins!

Cousins are coming withing the next hour! There staying here for 3 days, so I wont be on much. Also, as a reminder, August 8th is my B-day! :D CANT WAIT!!! :D I'll be 12! Anyway, again, wont be posting much for the next 3 days, maybe not at all. But anyway, everyone have a good week end!